Intro

(Sway)

Hello.

Microphone
checky checky, one two.

Busta Rhymes in de house, 50 Cent in de house, jigga jigga Dizzee Rascal

DJ Semtex *******

Engineer - turn this thing speakerphone

Dat is it, dat is it ok hehehe

Hey how are you doing, you are listening to Sways CD, it is called This is my Promo volume 1. My name is MC Challiboy kyyye! But you can call me Challiboy. I am here with my DJ, DJ Tall White Man, DJ Tall White Man - say something to the people

(DJ Tall White Man)

Yeah damn man this is how we get down

(Sway)

What is this 'damn'?! Why are you always saying 'damn'! Who is 'damn'?!

(DJ Tall White Man)

Fall back dog, just fall back!

(Sway)

Don't call me dog! I am not your dog! Anyway lets continue. Anyway, I am doing this favour for my good friend Sway, he is a nice fine British-born Ghanian boy, and he want to do his promotion, cos he want to release something by himself by February time. So we just going to put this ******* thing together so you can understand where he coming from. Hey DJ Tall White Man, what kind of DJ are you? Play some music let me tell them the story! Once upon a time, in a place called England, Europe, in a place where if you don't want to work you can just go somewhere, write your name and they will pay you. A place where they eat sandwich. There was a boy called Sway who wanted to make something of his life. Instead of staying home, fornicating, smoking weed, eating McDonalds, he stood on a very tall mountain and said, "Hell No! I'm going to be someone!"

So Sway, you come, come boy!

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